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The Brown Carpet

Jan 15, 2018

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a SPEED freak of a different kind kidnaps Keanu to help curate his retro film fetish, while a dosile librarian goes buck-naked and badass to rescue a fuzzy Chandler Bing. 

Featuring shameful performances from Rebel Wilson, Justin Long, Steven Seagal and Kristen Wiig that would make Tommy Wiseau wince.

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